I hope these achievements will not be limited by your daily Twitch ARP limit...
Assuming you have maxxed out Twitch Artifact (30 ARP per day), that's 90 minutes allowed per day...
1.000 hours = 60.000 minutes
60.000/90 = 666.6 days needed to get EACH achievement... double that if you can only get 15 Twitch ARP daily...
In "Rain on Your Parade", you're a mean cloud that can create rain, thunder, lightning, tornadoes... and hands, to specifically pet this dog, on one level only.